Insomniac-G

Sexy as fuck. It really is. Now I just need to teach myself how to use it.

- Free coffee is good coffee. - This will never fail to amuse me. - Yes, you can cook pizza using a heat gun. - Shaun of the Dead leads to some seriously strange in-pub conversations. - Henry Rollins knows everything. No exceptions. - Creationists will always scare the shit outta me. - Those crazy eastern European types need to think through their biscuit-naming practices a little more thoroughly. (The discovery of a wrapper under some lady's used coffee cup bought endless hours of amusement) - There are reasons as to why one should not spray paint sans gas mask. - Modblog = general goodliness. - Most problems can be fixed with glue

Continuing with the theme of being observed by animals, there's a cat sitting outside the french windows staring at me whilst I argue with the sowing machine. All french windows should come with cats like this. Onto the important part; HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SOW THE LINING IN A JACKET?! Any hints? On a less frustrating note I've worked out exactly what I want to do with my life: 1. Hunt down Bill Bailey and pay him to follow me around, narrating my entire life to the tune of Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C-sharp major 2. Finish this bloody jacket 3. Encase Stephen Fry in a small glass-walled box and use it as a far superior substitute for telev